What's for breakfast?

It's another day off for me today and thought I'd share some more posting here with you before I tackle the big pile of  laundry that awaits me in every room. I've been meaning to do a regular "household chores" schedule for any Mondays off I get (very few of them since I got this new job). Unfortunately, schedules don't work for me. I think I'm one of the few people you'll meet that has become someone who just goes with the flow most of the time. So whatever it is I feel like doing, just DO IT! That's my story and I stick with it. You might wonder though.... what does my honey think of this?

ME: It's my day off- yoo hoo!
HIM: You mean it's "our" day off.
ME: It's up to you honey....
HIM: Ok. So what's for breakfast? And I guess you're making me a special dinner too. Mmmmm....
ME: Honey, I'm doing the laundry right now.
HIM: Oh yeah but that's ok honey. You have a whole day.
ME: No hon, I still have to do a lot of scrapbooking so don't bug me!
HIM: Well, I can wait.....
@ around 10:00 am, our 2nd cup of coffee had entered our system and out...
HIM: So what's for breakfast honey?
ME: Hang on, I still have to finish my blogpost.
HIM: Oh dear, let me see.... mmm. .....
noise in the kitchen, Zac Brown Band starts  playing in the background, phone starts ringing.....
an hour later, that familiar musical sound calls for unloading the first wash....
my honey starts yelling, "breakfast is served!"....
HIM: who wants breakfast? me! anyone? ok, I'm eating....
ME: hold on, I have to do my 2nd load of laundry here.
HIM: food is getting cold, hurry up!
.... and this goes on until it's time for dinner.

Oh, and we skip lunch whenever my honey makes his gourmet breakfast on "our" days off. He always tells me that I'm spoiled but if your spouse makes the best breakfast, can you blame me? He--lllllloooooo!!!!Oooops! the laundry.........

HIM: what's for breakfast?